Saturday, October 18, 2008

WHY DOES THE REDHEAD ALWAYS DIE?!?!?

No seriously. WHY?!?!?!? WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO THE WORLD TO DIE IN EVERY FREAKING MOVIE!!!!!????????!!!!!!!! In Rent. In Moulin Rouge. In the LITTLE MERMAID 3!!!! EVEN IN THE LITTLE MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ariel's mom was a redhead.) THE REDHEAD ALWAYS DIES.
What I would like to know is WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY MUST WE DIE?!?!?!? THIS is why there will be NO F*()%^&$* REDHEADS 100 YEARS FROM NOW!!! It is because the Redheads always die that I'm currently tearing up due to the stupid beautifully tragic, tragically beautiful ending of Moulin Rouge.
Speaking of which, I saw the Moulin Rouge in person when we went to France.
It was very... sensual. And yes I'm talking about the outside.
Well I'll say one thing about the Europeans. They certainly don't have many inhibitions.
Anyways. The movie has some of the most beautiful duets I've ever heard. Well, most of them actually. Some of them actually come close to beating "The Phantom of the Opera" not the musical, but the song in the musical.
I'm thinking about dressing up as Satine for my mom's halloween party. Or Roxanne. One or the other. Either way: RED DRESS!!!!!! l-l311 70 7l-l3 fr34k1n9 y34h!
Oh wait...
You people don't speak l337.
My apologies.
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Might I suggest you learn? XD
<3 Bex, Queen of the Butterflies

28 comments:

NariceatL4 said...

It can't really be true that the red head always dies....You have to cite more examples....

What is that language you are speaking at the end there (and what were you saying?)?

PS I LOVE the elephant love song medley!!!

(PPS--I don't like the lecherous opening to the movie... or any of the lecherous parts, come to think of it... but, great music--I've got it on my computer!)

Squeakers said...

lol I find you t@lk funny. Sur3 I'm n0t th@t g00d @t !t. But I think I catch your drift. lol

Close enough. I think you need to teach me more of the talk.

Rebecca said...

The language at the end is leet, more commonly spelled as l337! It is a language where one spells words with symbols and numbers other than the english alphabet.

And it's very very very true. In musical's at least. THE REDHEAD ALWAYS DIES!!!!

Pamela said...

forget the class. We'll just hire you to interpret.

Back in the 70's I typed on a teletype and we had some interesting short hand, too. D U kn or dk?

Oh!... and in the late 60's I actually took secretarial shorthand ... which was squiggled parts of letters and really quite pretty!! I used it for a few years.

Pamela said...

ps. is the question Die or Dye?
because I did that for years... I loved being a red head.

Rebecca said...

The question is die. An anal retentive grammar guru like me would never mix the two up! NEVER!!!! lol
I take it you asked: Do you know or don't care?
Was I right? ^.^

Wendster said...

Because they WANT to.

They are trapped in a ridiculously happy Disney movie and they want OUT.

Wendster said...

Redheads have been sighted marching around the house with picket signs:

We want another post!

We want another post!

Please ... write and appease the Gods of the redheads.

Mommy

Wendster said...

... jeopardy music plays as we await a wonderful new post from the Becca Meister.

Wendster said...

Cuz her posts are SOOOOOOOOOO entertaining.

Wendster said...

and we LOVE them! yes we do.

Wendster said...

and we also long for her comments on our own blog.

Wendster said...

always witty and insightful.

Wendster said...

Sigh. Long week without you. Can't wait for you to come back home. Sigh.

Wendster said...

I misses me my kids when they are gone.

All of my kids.

Wendster said...

Sigh.

Wendster said...

Hey ... wanna bake cookies?

Wendster said...

but how will you know that I ASKED you if you want to make cookies?

Wendster said...

... guess that's the price you pay for not checking your comments, now, isn't it? heh heh bwahahahahaha

Wendster said...

Now that you have 19 comments, I can't stop here.

Wendster said...

Because you must have TWENTY ONE I say!!! .... Twenty one, my fair child.

Wendster said...

Or maybe even twenty two.

Wendster said...

of course, anything more than that would be just ludicrous and "Too much"

Wendster said...

No one would be such a comment hog as to put twenty FOUR comments on one's blog.

Wendster said...

oops.

Wendster said...

That was twenty four.

Wendster said...

I love you.

I just wanted to say "hi".

I miss you when you are gone.

Wendster said...

ppppssssssttttttt .... have you ever had 28 comments on your post?

You have now!!!!

Hug hug hug bye.

Love Mommy