The cad the cad the cad the cad!!!!!!!!!! The great, big, bloody cad!!!!!!!!! What a cad Mr. Lefroy is! How DARE he do that to Jane?!?!
No. Wait. How dare Jane do that to him?
Wait. No. I am completely and irrevocably on Jane's side.
I must say though, it was a beautiful movie.
But I can't tell if it was a happy ending or a sad one.
For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, congratulations. I have no idea as to why congratulations are in order, though. Through the effects of the movie Becoming Jane I have come to write in a rather formal, old fashioned, and educated way. if I begin to spout words such as "impermissible" and "profligate" you have my official permission to whack me over the head with a haddock until I begin again to speak English. *dodges haddock* I say! I haven't yet begun to use that sort of language! *dodges another haddock* Oh the impropriety! Alright. That deserved a haddock. What? No, I am not mentally incapacitated. There really is a haddock right there. Yes. and it is attempting to beat me around the head using it's body. Yes. Really. Can't you see it? Where did it go?! It was right there a second ago. I swear it was...
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- Rebecca
- Bellflower, CA, United States
- Hi! I'm Rebecca. But most of the world calls me Becca, so you might as well too! lol Although I've been thinking about down-sizing to "Bex" because it sounds cool! lol I'm in college. But I'm not an idiot. So I'm not going to say which one! Haha! lol Take that would-be kidnappers of me! Although chances are that if you're reading this you already know who I am and where I live, so I don't know what the point is. Whatever. That's my new favorite phrase by the way. Idk why. Just is. Now you know about me. Lucky, eh?
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I am ....
The CADdock! The fish ... the EVIL fish that beats you about your ears when you start to speak in Olde English.
Speaketh thou the Olde English tongue? Darest thou? Durst thou?
Then I SLAP THEE WITH A ... uhhh ... MY ... SELF.
Take that.
And see that thou-est NOT do-est that again.
For I wilt be watching and wary. And slapping thy head, even whenst thou speakest Olde English in thy sleep.
And see-est that thou feeds the goldfish in the pond. They asketh the daily from thy window, but thou heedest them not.
And clean thy house. Thy mother ist NOT thy maid.
These be the end of my words. But no the end of my slapping.
And see-est thou that thou-est not forget the house cleaning.
That is all.
The CADdock
p.s. From the CADdock:
See-est thou that I am also clever enough to cloak my identity by advising thee under thine own name?
Cleverness ... thy name is CADdock.
the CADdock
Hey ... I enjoyed watching Becoming Jane with you.
I thought the ending was responsible, though not necessarily "happy".
More like appropriate.
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